A week of revelations, what I’m really thinking about as I stumble through life in the Suburbs. This is just the way it is…
*All days in the Suburbs require coffee. Some days require wine.
*I will sneak left over Easter Eggs and not harbour one moments guilt about it. Well, not too much guilt. Don’t tell, K?
*Who ever came up with the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.” is an idiot. Had they not heard of hot buttered popcorn, chocolate cake, lobster, cheesecake, or fresh from the oven cookies?
*The writers of the Young and The Restless are clean out of material. I think story lines are being repeated and old cast members keep coming back as ghosts, or ghost type people.
*The drop off and pick up zone at my child’s school will always make me feel quite stabby. Seriously people, it says no parking, so don’t freakin park there! Drop and go and make room for the woman raging behind you in her SUV.
*Senior Citizens and Toddlers – If either of them tell you they need a washroom. They mean immediately.
*Nothing is better than hearing the sound of your children laugh through breezy open windows. Please, please Mother Nature…bring on that summer weather.
*My family will never master the art of changing a roll of toilet paper. Like, ever.
Huh. See what you can learn in a week? What were your revelations?