I am not a scatter brain. I swear.
I know exactly where my ice cream scoop is. The ice cream scoop my Mom used to use and has now been “passed down”
stolen from her house to me, because one always needs ice cream from the perfect scoop.
I never loose track of the wine opener because c’mon wine and the suburbs? Duh. I rarely loose my car keys, and do a decent job of keeping track of my oh so sexy
not glasses. So why is it that there are certain things in my life that seem to get lost over and over again?
Take Socks. I buy new socks more often then I care to admit. Does the dryer eat them? Is my cat making a bed somewhere I do not know about? Are they falling down vents or walking out of the house on their own? The damn things simply seem to disappear! No matter how many pairs I buy, there are never enough clean socks. My new approach; buy the ugliest brightest socks I can find. I think my daughter’s have been helping themselves to my socks! This will stop that sock thievery.
Its a never ending fight to find hair elastics. Poof, they are nowhere to be found, …but that is totally normal.
I can never find tweezers when I need them, this only eats about ten minutes up of each day. Not so bad…right?
Who steals my lint roller? This one is a little bit frustrating!
Where do my lipsticks go? Wait, this is actually being organized right, I mean, a busy Mama should probably just keep lipsticks in every purse. This is very efficient.
Speaking of make-up, has anyone seen my new fave eyeliner? It’s that new Covergirl ink it! eyeliner. The colour is so vibrant, glides on so smoothly, never needs sharpening and is waterproof! I really don’t want to lose this one!
Oh and Hubby, no, I do NOT know where your hat is! (See I am not the only one who is misplacing things * hands on hips and sticks out tongue)
But…has anyone seen my black boots? No, not those black boots, the other black boots. My family would be much more helpful if they just knew which boots went with which outfit.
So see, I’m not a scatter brain, I am just different organized.
PS Who has the remote?
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