*Schools closed for a snow day! We are snowed in. Again.
*Poked myself in the eye with an eyeliner? Who does that?
*Ran out of cream for my coffee. Grr.
*Discovered a hair in my muffin, on the last bite. Gag.
*Threw my back out shovelling the stupid driveway. Snow is stupid.
*Took a shower with a spider. Shiver.
*Dropped a bottle of orange nail polish on the bathroom floor. Good times.
Took revenge on Monday by substituting Baileys for cream in my coffee. Making my own muffins and throwing out the hairy one’s. Ordering Pizza for dinner because it hurts to breathe let alone cook and move. Then vowing to never, ever shovel snow again! Can it just be Tuesday now?