If confession is good for the soul, this week I will be all good! Here my friends, are this week’s confessions from the suburbs:
*Today I stole the last full sized chocolate bar out of my daughter’s Halloween bag. Calm down, I will replace it. It wasn’t even a good chocolate bar, it was a Coffee Crisp and I ate the damn thing in about 60 seconds.
*I flat ironed my hair this week. In itself, not unusual. What I did that was off the wall? Instead of using heat protector on my hair, I sprayed my hair with some A535 type substance. I smelled like a 90 year old woman for three days.
*I swore in front of my daughter, loudly. Then tried to distract her from my slip of the tongue by lecturing her on the evils of mean women who make up stories and gossip. It didn’t work, she just thought it was cool that I cursed, loudly.
*I fed my kids Pizza for dinner. Twice in the same week. I’m such a good Mother.
*I sneezed. (this is not the confession) I had to stop walking and cross my legs when I did. Yup. It’s been more than 12 years since I carried a babe around in my
still giant belly and I still cannot sneeze with confidence. Pathetic. Those nearly 9lb babies ruined my lady bits.
*I sent an e-mail with pictures attached to myself. When 6 seconds later, my phone “beeped”, I excitedly checked my e-mail to see what had arrived in my inbox. Idiot, it was the e-mail I had just sent to myself. Blonde much? Guess so!
Honesty, it’s good for the soul! Feel free to try it with some confessions of your own, or at least tell me mine aren’t that bad!