Pssst…From one Mommy to another. Do you really want to know why everyone is staring? It’s not because you are SOOO Good looking! Might it be the 5 1/2 inch black leather boots, the 3 1/2 inch nails, the newly injected Botox lips that prevent you from saying your P’s? Perhaps it’s simply the plunging neckline, or the painted on jeans that have all the Mamas gawking??
You my dear have been dubbed, the Inappropriate Mom!
Bar shirts at school pick up are kind of trashy. Big hair, it went out with leg warmers.
There’s more then three feet of snow on the ground, the wind is blowing and the icicles are two feet long. If you want to survive in suburbia, both the weather and the women, take some friendly advice; cover it up baby. Put on a sweater…and a coat! Trade in your stiletto pickle stabbers for some boots, even think about~GASP~ gloves and a hat!
Your kids may think you are the cool mom now, but trust me when I tell you this, you, my sad sad friend, are embarrassing yourself!