Too much coffee? Pre-menopausal? Just plain too much on my mind? I don’t have a clue. What I do know is that I am awake. Like all the time. So last night, I got up and wrote down my ridiculous thoughts. Now lucky you, here’s a peek into the thoughts bouncing around inside my head.
-So do mean people.
-I can’t believe what just happened on Boardwalk Empire! (and no I will not tell you. I hate those spoiler alert kind of people. Just go watch. 2nd last Episode of Season 2)
-Damn. Forgot to buy chip dip at the store today! I secretly think this is because my brain knows my body can’t handle any more physical expansion. Chip Dip = Bigger Butt
-Low rider jeans kind of suck. I mean, it doesn’t matter how big my butt actually gets those jeans just keep sliding off. Excuse to buy a new belt?
-Maybe those dudes with suspenders are smarter then the rest of all humanity. Forget fashion sense, at least when they bend down the entire world is not getting a peek at their hinnies!
-Who are all these people on International House Hunters? How on earth can they not only afford a second fabulous home somewhere on a gorgeous beach or far off Europe, but be able to just pack up their entire lives and just…move!
-Can I block my Dentists phone number? His office keeps calling and calling and CALLING. All to repeatedly tell me that I’m “due” for a simple cleaning. I know this. I get it. Message heard, but here’s the thing, I’m terrified of that dude in the white coat. I simply don’t want to go, and the more you call and nag the less I want to. I’m all kinds of stubborn like that. So QUIT nagging. I will go when I am good and ready. Maybe.
-I need to go visit my Granny, it’s been too long.
Good grief. no wonder I can’t sleep, it’s a very strange place inside my head.
Pass the Nyquil.
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