I really wish I hadn’t… Seems that this is the way I’m starting a lot of sentences these days. My kids are now 13 and 1o so don’t think I can blame pregnancy brain or not sleeping through the night for my moments of pure genius. Read on my friends…perhaps it’s just good old blonde moments but honestly, I wish I hadn’t done that…
…Breathed in so much of that cleaner when I was scrubbing down the shower. Little Dizzy…
…Been in such a hurry when I was trying to get out the door that I barely looked at myself as I put on my make-up. Mixing up lip liner and eye liner is a wee bit too Goth for this urban Mama. Sexy. Not.
…Walked out of the house in my brand new pair of jeans….with the sticker (declaring my size to the world) still plastered down the right leg. Such a trend setter!
…Hadn’t made it my personal mission to finish all the chips and super delicious dill pickle dip BEFORE my Hubby got home. UG…not only do I feel like a big fat sick whale, now my rings will barely fit! That’s karma baby.
…Tried to remove the wall paper in the main floor bathroom. Ever. It’s been months, I’m still not done and there are now some pretty big holes in my walls! Perhaps I can start a new trend deconstructed chic?
…Used the underground parking at that stupid hotel. (When I was physically ducking as I drove I just knew I should not be in that teeny place!) Cruising along at 2 km per hour I knocked part of the roof rack clean off! Oh well, no one can see the top of an SUV anyway right?
…Said yes to that last glass of Chardonnay. Head hurty.
Keeping it blonde, keeping it real.
Good thing my Hubby REALLY loves me:)