He doesn’t hear it.
The dog is barking at the back door.
He does not hear it.
I clatter and bang as I do the dishes after dinner.
He is oblivious.
The phone rings.
There is no movement from the couch.
Trees scrape off the windows, the wind howls outside and lightening cracks.
He just. keeps. snoring.
How is it that a man who does not hear a sick child in the night, an animal who whines incessantly, an angry wife slamming doors, a phones shrill ring, or a squeaking sound coming from outside that may or may not be a serial killer….can hear you whisper the word sex from 100 yards away?
Oh yah. I tested it. The dude has a bad case of Man Hearing.