I never wanted…
To mix up a teeny hand held air freshener with breath spray. Perhaps the picture of a pine tree should have been a clue?
To ever have to try to eat anything like this. Meal Worm Salsa? Shiver.
To ever admit to my 12 year old daughter that her grade 7 math is getting too difficult for me.
To send a powerful volt of electricity through my bod as I stepped out of a hot tub to do something really important; turn on the CD player.
To walk through a grocery store with spit up on my shirt, and baby poop on my pants. Fashionable.
To watch my Hubby break his big toe falling down getting out of the shower. Uh, cause I kicked him out of the shower, not in the “showering together” mood.
To ever confuse eyeliner with lip liner again.
To have a police officer knock on my door with a need to check my pool, and under my pool cover for a missing man. Gulp.
So the scary thing…all but ONE of these things are true! Meh, it happens. Can you guess which one is a fib?