Babe, What ever happened to that show with the drunk Dad, all those kids, and they are trying to keep from getting split up and going to foster care?
“You mean Shamless honey.”
Where is this high school? I need to take SweetGirl there for volleyball. How can I find it if this stupid map doesn’t make any sense?
“Honey, just go towards your Doctors office. Then make a left past the first Starbucks before the driveway of the bakery that sells the great pies you love”
I don’t know which screwdriver is the Robertson!
“It’s the one with the little square hon.”
Honey, my jaw hurts right here. It’s stiff, I think I slept funny . That’s all it is right?
“Yes babe. It’s just the start of another headache, it is not a toothache. You will not have to go to the Dentist. Just breathe.”
Every single day I am thankful that I married a man who speaks my language.