Girl Porn

Seriously.  That “dirty picture” business?  Clearly its for the boy folk.  It is a multi-billion dollar business (or something like that, anyway, super ridiculous lots) Men, they like that visual, the escape, the immediate gratification the boobs.  I think?  I don’t get it.  What I like.  What all women like. Some good old fashioned girl porn.   Now don’t go getting all upset, let me explain.

-The scene in Dirty Dancing when Johnny (the fabulous Patrick Swayze) tells Baby’s Daddy…  “Nobody puts baby in a corner.” and then they blow the room away with their connection and their dancing.  Shiver and tears.  Girl porn.

-Just about every second of “The Note Book”.  Kleenex please.  Romance.  Girl porn.

-The moment in “Forest Gump” when Jenny realizes it is Forest giving a speech in front of The Washington Monument and they run to each other through the crowd, through the water and to the cheers of the breathless crowd.  Leaves me breathless too.  Girl porn.  

-“Sleepless in Seattle” when the star crossed lovers finally meet at the top of the Empire State Building.  Sigh.  By now you know where I’m going….girl porn. 

-“Ghost’. Patrick and Demi rocking the pottery wheel. Oh wait, maybe I just have a bit of a problem with Patrick? 

You get the idea…the idea of romance, the hint of lust, the hope that a man can be a genuine stand up guy, a hero even, the promise of a happy ending.  Le sigh. 

Yep…guy porn, it’s overrated, girl porn…can’t get enough. 

 

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Comments

  1. Totally agree, I love Patrick too!

    CBG
    canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com

  2. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I don’t find any of those scenes “girl Porn” esp The Notebook. Don’t get me wrong if it works for some that’s terrific. I would never deny anyone their thrills.. I guess I’m just not a romantic.

  3. Last night, my best friend was looking at Better Homes & Gardens magazine. She found a picture of a room she really liked and said “I want to do all these things!!” Her husband said “Well, if that’s all it takes, I’m buying you a dirty magazine!” If only he understood the difference in girl porn and guy porn. :-)

  4. I’m with you on the definition of girl porn.

    Even though I have to add any scene where I can see Vin Diesel’s chest or Gerald Butler’s behind.

  5. The last part of Sweet Home Alabama, when Reese turns down Patrick Dempsey (AS IF), and then runs away to find the other guy (in the pouring rain) who’s less hot than PD, but still. Girl Porn.

  6. I agree, I totally agree. My girl porn in dirty dancing though was when they were practicing and swayze puts baby’s arm up around his neck, then drags his hand down the side of her arm and then rib cage.

    sigh.

    But I agree… guy porn is overrated… girl porn is where it is at!

  7. I agree!!!!!
    How about Richard Gere going back to get his girl and carrying her out in An Officer and A Gentleman??? OY!

  8. Agreed!

  9. i like girl porn…i read the notebook before my wife and made her read it…

  10. I totally agree with you about girl porn. Definitely the romance is more important than the image although a hot guy doesn’t hurt.

  11. It’s true, girl porn is a very different thing. I can’t believe I still haven’t watched the Notebook. Must get onto that.

  12. Well, while we’re on this, how about the kiss in The Office (tv series) when Jim finally goes after Pam.

    Or when the guys plays opera for his wife over the concentration camp loudspeakers in Life is Beautiful.

    Or Braveheart with wife, who didn’t live long after that.

    sigh. such romance.

  13. I agree, girl porn rocks!

  14. Leap Year -kissing and sleeping,and walking and driving together, Sweet Home Alabama- kissing, maid of honor – kissing, and the likes.

  15. The scene in Top Gun where Tom & Nicole do it but you don’t see anything because its dark and the camera isn’t really pointing at them.

    Thanks it for me. I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets more out of the fully clothed stuff!

  16. what do guys know anyway, lol

  17. I’m a sap for all that stuff too. When they say that men and women are from two different planets they aren’t kidding!

  18. Don’t watch PS I love, you might have a full blown organsm.

  19. Yeah Girl Porn. Just reminds me that I haven’t seen any good Girl Porn lately. *sigh*

  20. I hear you

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  22. Yes, I do love girl porn too! :) What about Legends of the Fall? LOVE that movie.

  23. More girl porn, please! I loved all those movies.

  24. I love it. Can’t get enough. And why not? It’s an escape from the daily drudgery of house cleaning, working, child care… picking up dog poop.

    I love the movie “The Way We Were” so much I almost named my son Hubble, but I guess that would have been pushing it.

    Caroline http://www.beauty-full.net

  25. I so loved The Notebook. If you haven’t read the book do it. After you read that read the sequel The Wedding…serious tear tearjerkers.

  26. I completely and totally agree. Girl Porn. All the way. Another favorite of mine is the scene in Gone With the Wind where Rhett proposes to Scarlett…he scoops her backward and kisses her. Swoon. Clark Gable…ahem. Anyway.

  27. Yes I agree – I am more of a romantic. I love the scene where Patrick slides his hand down baby’s side while they are dancing. I am your newest GFC follower

  28. Haha Good point!

  29. Ack! I couldn’t have agreed with you more (on all of the above)!!! *sniffle* The Notebook! *sigh*

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  30. Amen to that!!!!!

  31. If you’d asked me before I read this, I’d have said girl porn probably meant ‘girl-on-girl.’
    Oh, testosterone…

  32. Oh you are so right! But girl porn is so much better as it is about emotions and connections which are a good and desirable thing, guy porn its just all about lust.

  33. My girl porn involves a loaf of warm freshly baked bread and imported belgian chocolate and a glass of red wine :-D

  34. Totally agree with your choices! My girl porn is the food and recipes section of Pinterest. *drools*

  35. I have to totally agree…especially about Patrick Swayze! Yummm!

  36. Love it! Thanks!

  37. Funny how the little things turn us on more than hot bodies .. well.. lol you catch my drift! but yes, i get more turned on by those things than sexy steemy stuff.. odd.

  38. odd how things like this turn us on more then steemy sex scenes and hot bodies.. well..ah.. lol you catch my drift! i get turned on more by these little innoccent moments then anything else! lol odd

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