The holidays are just around the corner, the pressure is building and something has got to give…or I could just whine and rant right here. Free therapy begins now.
Mother nature is freaking out and so am I. What is going on? My parents are in Naples Florida and are experiencing freezing temperatures? Huh? Up here, we have snow banks that are literally 6 feet tall and we have been told to brace for round too! Enough.
Flyer delivery boy. Honey. The flyer needs to be placed on our doorstep. Wanna know why? Because when you leave it on the driveway and then it gets covered in three feet of snow, this happens. Look very closely. Can you see the flyer?
Yep. She is stuck in there. This type of snow plow jam leads to red veins popping out of my Hubbys neck and my dear daughters hearing words I would really rather they not! Besides, chasing down the bits that did make it through the throwy part of the snow blower, NOT fun. Speaking of snow..Snow plow dude. I fear for your life. Not because your job is dangerous, but because if you keep ploughing in people’s driveways, there will be a revolt. One of these Suburban Daddy’s is going to chase you down and stick a banana in your tail pipe…..or errr something way more sinister and icky.
Dear Neighbour. Thanks for the Christmas card. I’m happy to receive it
especially since we talk like twice a year and hear the news that you will be in Florida for the next three weeks. Ummm adding the “PS Can you please shovel my driveway when I’m away?” Shocking! Not gonna happen sweetie!
People are rude. Yes I know this is not news. However, do you not find that near the holidays people become exceptionally self centered and jerkish? Today Mr. Entitled snaked the parking spot I was waiting for, and then when he saw me walking
huffing by 3 minutes later gave me a “How YOU doin.” Seriously! Give your head a shake. How Rude. and might I add not a chance!
Teachers. I love you. No one works harder then you. Except my 9 year old kid that you keep piling assignments on. Enough already! Can we please have some slack for just a wee bit. No one likes assignments over the Christmas Holidays. That is so very Grinch like.
Dear Turkey. Yes, I am writing to/ranting about the turkey. I buy you already stuffed and ready to go. This is because I am a modern mom, not a domestic diva. Please this year, could you thaw out overnight as promised and cook in a reasonable amount of time? I would so love to feed my family before 8pm this year. Thanks ol bird.
Ahhh Much better now. Ranting is good for the soul! Go ahead….try it!
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