Hubby and I were chatting late late into the night last evening. We were counting ourselves among the lucky without too many wants for Christmas…ummm I mean besides the obvious complete home makeover and exotic tropical vacation for two. In all seriousness. The kids are alright.
So what do you get for the couple who already have all they desire? Hubby thinks a “coupon book” is a good idea. I can play this game! My book would have coupons for a sleep in and breakfast in bed, one free vacuum with no bitching, a date night in front of the fire planned by him, a love letter written on PAPER and a back rub with no strings. Done.
Now it’s his turn. This my friends is where the wheels fall off. In a mans world the coupon book looks something like this…. “Sex” “Sex” “Sex in this room” “Sex in that room” “You in my T-shirt” uhhh other things around sex that I am just not going to embarrass myself with by putting in print. Huh? Apparently 40 year old men really don’t need pretty ribbons and bows, thoughtful gestures and hugs, they just need to get it on? For a man…nothing says Merry Christmas like sex. Sigh.
Guess this is what is going on in the Suburbs.
FYI Hubby is not getting a coupon book.
I’m going to Wal-Mart.
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