Yes, you read that right. It is not even a real word, but it is how I feel. I do not like you instant fall asleepers. You know who you are, you know who I mean. The people who put their heads down on the pillow and are instantly asleep!
This may be just a teeny bit directed at my Hubby. So, who exactly do you think you are, and how the hell do you do this???
How do you stop the whirling thoughts of the day from swirling around in your head?
Do you not have a single ache or pain that keeps you awake for even a moment?
Don’t you ever remember that you forgot to start the dishwasher and have to get up and start it?
Don’t you ever worry that you forgot to lock the back door and have to run down and check it?
Am I really the only one who forgets to put the laundry in the dryer? Can’t leave that in there over night. Super stinky.
Did the girls pack their stuff for cheerleading? Is your first appointment tomorrow at 9AM or 9:30? It makes a difference. Are we almost out of dog food? What are you going to make for sides at Christmas dinner this year? Oh my gosh there are so many Christmas gifts left to buy!! What on earth am I going to wear to the Christmas party on Saturday night. Will it ever stop snowing?
Sigh. Yep. I hate you instant fall asleepers.
Pass the wine. Maybe that will help.
Psst. One more thing keeping me awake! I don’t think you entered my giveaway yet! It ends at 5pm today! Winner announced tomorrow. 2 prizes. One for your pet worth $150.00 Come see!