Yes you read that title right. Sarcastic? True?
I am not making a grocery list.
I am not trying to figure out if I have anything to put in the kids lunches tomorrow.
I am not trying to remember if I returned that movie on time.
I am not trying to decide if that is a child crying or a dog barking. Did I lock the door?
I am not trying to think up an excuse to get out of going to that dinner party tomorrow night.
I am not trying to remember the name of that song that is stuck in my head.
I am not worrying about how late it’s getting.
What? Seriously, what are you not thinking about?
Unless of course I am on vacation, or like super well rested, or been wickedly bribed by …well none of your business, then really, I’m not thinking about it.