I’d tell the chick who parks in the school crosswalk every single freaking day to move her damn car and park in the parking lot like everyone else. Princess.
I would hand the man who runs the post office an entire box of breath mints. Hint hint dude. Chronic halitosis is not sexy.
I would allow myself to giggle out loud when that old Grandpa checks me out at the grocery store. Seriously dude..how young/hot do you think you are? Or wait a second. How bad are my crows feet? Eek
I would tell the server that not only is the food she brought me cold crap, but her service is the worst I have experienced in the last 5 years. I would not fear the sneezer.
I would tell my beloved carpool that they SUCK! Run your errands on your own time hon, and quit dragging my kid all around town, just bring her home. Thanks.
I would explain to Granny that she needs some new teeth. I know! I am a bitch!
…and this is so not revenge cause she keeps giving me diet books. Seriously, that sweet little ole birds teeth are gonna fall right out of her mouth, I’ve already had to help her look for them twice,….. and it’s my day without a filter so I get to tell her!
Lady in front of me at the Grocery Store check out. This is the Express Lane. 8 items or less. Yeah you for sticking to that rule, BUT when you pay in dimes and nickels it is severely hampering the Express part. For the love of Pete take all that change to the bank. You are going to make me late to pick up the kids!
Whew. I feel better now. Imagine how interesting life might get if we all just spoke our minds? What would you spew today?
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