I'm often amazed and confused by the bizarre happenings behind the closed and competitive doors of the typical suburban home. The following is a place to share my thoughts and reflections on daily life as I try to navigate this crazy and wonderful world.
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As a practically native Floridian, I'd like to say that's the worst you'll see...but as a practically native Floridian, I know better. Trust me, there are way stranger things you'll see in Florida. Hope you're enjoying the weather!
I almost got out at a golf course a couple of weeks ago. I wasn't golfing, just driving around when my Pepsi decided it had run it's course. Anyway I was too scared I would get yelled at by all those big mean golfers, so I drove to a dirty gas station.
I bet it's got a fur-lined toilet and a butt warmer. Maybe even an adjoining bidet, and a servant who hands you a warm toilette to freshen up your face after all the grunting.
Please tell me that you watch Manswers and have seen the episode about the special port-o-potty the Prez uses? Omg. Just watched it the other day and immediately thought of it when I read this. Awesome. Ha
32 comments:
No no no no...
that IS the vip.
Very Important Potty.
See, it's so important it gets painted green for st. paddy's day.
Just be glad there is no invisable day.
And it's outside somebody's garage? Strange!
If I had a port o let, it would be VIP!!!
:0
Did you go in? Was it special?
i am a VIP, yeah you know me...
i am a VIP, yeah you know me...
too funny...
LOL. Stick around Florida for very long and you will see a lot crazier than that. :)
That must be for some Very Important Poop. I heard it never stinks.
This is the moment where I'm proud to be a Floridian. We know how to do swanky potties....lol!! Too funny..
LOL! My poop is VIP!
I'm guessing that the plumbing is broke inside the house, or there are contractors working there.
some people really think that their shiz don't stink.
so ridiculous!
Us Floridians have such style and class.
Funny - Very important poop?
Kelly
Lmbo! That's funny!
And that's exactly where those VIPs do their business. Right out front for all to see.
Florida...sheesh! ;)
As a practically native Floridian, I'd like to say that's the worst you'll see...but as a practically native Floridian, I know better. Trust me, there are way stranger things you'll see in Florida. Hope you're enjoying the weather!
OMG too freaking funny!
Okay, I still want to be in Florida, just maybe not a V.I.P.
Love Lisa's comment! Gee, I knew Floridians were known for alot of things...
Whether I am a VIP or not, I am NOT going in any outhouse that is tipped like that...!
Where do the peons poop?
Native Floridian here. Do we know how to class up the unclassiest thing ever? Dang skippy! ;-)
They must really be VIP if a construction crew got a port-a-can. Around here they use the hole where the toilet will someday go.
Too funny! No matter how VIP it gets I will still hate using those! :)
So, I'm a assuming you went ahead and used it, since you were VIP, right?
I almost got out at a golf course a couple of weeks ago. I wasn't golfing, just driving around when my Pepsi decided it had run it's course. Anyway I was too scared I would get yelled at by all those big mean golfers, so I drove to a dirty gas station.
I bet it's got a fur-lined toilet and a butt warmer. Maybe even an adjoining bidet, and a servant who hands you a warm toilette to freshen up your face after all the grunting.
haha! I just laughed SO hard and out loud at my computer.
haha!
love it..
hope you guys are having a blast!
Please tell me that you watch Manswers and have seen the episode about the special port-o-potty the Prez uses? Omg. Just watched it the other day and immediately thought of it when I read this. Awesome. Ha
lol too funny! I'm sure on hot days it still STINKS just as bad!
That is HILARIOUS!!!
Oh great, something else Michigan doesn't have;) Hoytie toytie potties
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