This is a phone call you don’t get everyday!
“Hey girlfriend, what’s new?”
”I’m getting new Boobs on Monday.”
What the #@((???
My 5’9’’ 125 lb hottie girlfriend is spending in excess of six thousand dollars on “enhancements”.
Six.Thousand.Dollars.
What goes through your mind when you hear something like this?
Well, I’ll tell you what races through mine!
Huh?
Your doing what?
For fun, not because you have to?
I can spend a week in the Caribbean for that.
That’s hardwood floors….bamboo even.
Oh ..my aching back. Won’t giant boobies hurt your wee back.
What happens when you are 90 years old and still rocking the rack?
Do you still wear bar shirts? Do they sell Granny bar shirts?
What if you want more kids? These enhancements, can they still be umm working boobies?
We are not talking about little wee boobs, we are talking about stripper boobs!
LOL Damn, your going to look gooood.
Can I have your old shirts?
I’m thinking your Hubby is going to be happy.
You know what sweetie, you are going for what you want, for that you are all kinds of brave.
It’s not for me, but good for you.
Can I touch em? lol. Actually, no thanks. :)
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60 comments:
At the moment, I can't think of anyone I know that has bought larger boobs. I must hang out with the boring people. :)
I do have 3 friends that got the reductions, and they were very happy afterwards.
Hmmmm...why not?
Oh my goodness thats funny...I want boobs but I'm scared to go under the knife because I want to be able to wake up and I have a bad fear that if they put me to sleep I won't wake up..
Ooh, nope not a phone conversation I've ever had! But now you mention it, I think I would want to have a feel of the new boobies, you know, just to see. Is that all kinds of wrong?!
What goes through mine....
"what happens in 5 years when one of them leaks and deflates!?!?" Yikes. My aunt's did that. Loppy Lulu she has been renamed. LMAO
Thanks for the laugh! Good luck to your friend!
I would so want to see how they feel!
I would so want to see how they feel!
lol.. good for her.. you know, i would NEVER ask to touch anyones new boobs.. but i've just sorta ALWAYS wondered....?
Best money ever spent, seriously! Better than a week in the Caribbean, better than wood floors, even bamboo.
~ no your back won't hurt, not one bit.
~ When I'm 90 I'll be looking hot still...but gravity still will have done its part...but just slightly.
~ I'm sure I'll wear age appropriate clothes when I'm a Granny...
~ I've had more kids since the big enhancement and yes they are still working perfectly well, I breastfed my youngest for 13 months.
~ I'm 5'9" too...and stripper boobs are easier to pull off when you have the height!
~ Yes they do look good and I LOVE them.
~ yes, husband is happy...but he was happy before too!
~ They feel fabulous, and yes I've let a few people touch them, usually after a few glasses of wine...but that's just how I am! I have a healthy obsession with boobies, really really nice boobies! ;)
good for your friend...she will LOVE it! (hurts like hell though...worse than child birth! seriously...but I'd still do it all over again)
Haha. As a large chested lady already I can't imagine actually wanting and paying for this sometimes burden! To each their own I suppose! I always told the hubby after we're done having kids, I would love to have them lifted, maybe redcued just a tad...because I'm convinced they've been saggy since age 13!
When I'm all done with breast feeding, I think new boobs should be my reward. I deserve it, right?
Good for her!
I admit, I would want to feel them. = )
CALL HER UP RIGHT NOW AND SAY "DON'T DO IT, YOUNG PERSON, JUST WALK AWAY, TRUST ME, OR THAT GIRL KEARSIE WHO COMMENTED ON MY BLOG WHO SAID TO TELL YOU DON'T DO IT OR ELSE YOUR BACK WILL HURT AND YOU'LL NEVER RUN AGAIN AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING AN AEROBICS CLASS AND BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU LEAN OVER YOUR DINNER B/C THINGS HAVE FOUND THEIR WAY INTO BIG BRAS LIKE THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD".
Or you know, you can just not pass it on because it's pretty brassy of me to just up and tell you what to do.
My friend did it because she wanted a new dining room set and hubs said only if she got boobs..he also told her to tighten her vajayjay...he is the biggest boob...Its so not for me either..besides I like mine..!
lol. good for her...i could think of a bunch i could with 6000, but if it makes her happy, so be it.
So funny.
I am not a fan of 'stripper' boobs...but what ever floats her boat. (or fills her shirt?)
I have a good friend that got some big'ems and nurses her baby just fine.
Now, I really wish I was 5'9!!!!! Then my weight would be perfect!
I have two friends that have upsized and both have had problems. I have four friends that have had reductions and absolutely LOVE them (NOW). I've been a woman of curves my entire life... a small framed, petite girl (5'2") with 34DD chest. AND I HATE IT! I don't know why ANYONE would want to have big boobs...
what I have found... is that those of us that have them always dress much more conservatively... and those that pay for them wind up dressing like hootchie mamas! LOL
But...to each her own.
you cant take it with you...money...boobs...whatever. might as well use them while you can!
2 years ago my niece did this...I think sometimes she wishes she hadn't but I don't think she will ever say it out load.
I couldn't spend the money on them, but I'd love if the boobie fair showed up one night and gave me some new ones.
Damn that is so much. I could use that money for a lot of things for the kids, the house, the car, a newer better car. lol
Man she will definitely have a happy husband. lol
Alot of my friends have had boob jobs and tummy tucks and me all sad.. I need a mommy makeover... I don't want bigger boobs just lifted LOL.. and having 4 ceseareans I need a tummy tuck because of loose skin.
Good for your friend....
There is such a difference between boobs and STRIPPER boobs. Yeah, that's going to be one happy hubby! lol
My "reduction" came via having 2 kids. Now while I don't have to have bigger ones, I wouldn't mind if they were a bit higher and rounder than they are now! Hope things go well for her. :)
Oh, c'mon! She's your BFF it's like oblig that you touch 'em!
my boobs are naturally on the bigger side, but if they were smaller i would happy. i always hated my boobs, tops don't fit as nicely. i really don't get women that want large boobs.
I work in a hospital and I've seen those 90 year old ladies with fake boobs. It is hilarious!
Not for me
OK.. for all of the other commenters wondering what they feel like....
Silicone...real...saline...water balloons. I have lots of friends who have implants. They are very popular around here. No, I don't live in California...lol.
I hear you can still breastfeed with fakies. Yeah, I could never do it. It's just not be but it does look GREAT on others!
I am a 32A and I like it, but have always wondered what it would be like to have a rack!
But, then I would have to buy all new tops and that would be a bummer!
When I was 14 my mother's best friend underwent lypo & a breast reduction and lift. (Hers were too big and not so perky.)
...When I was 14 I almost went blind. Mom's bff struts into our house about a month after her surgery, into our living room where mom and I sat, and pulled up her shirt and exclaimed "Look at 'em! Aren't they fabulous?"
I just don't get it. They're just boobies?
rotfl. I hope they come with kickstands. After a few years they're gonna need some help standing up.
$6,000 would be us a new roof.
A close friend of mine has fake boobies too. They're just not for me though. I'll just accept the sagging. LOL.
If she's doing it for the right reasons i.e. to boost her own self-confidence (and no-one elses) then I'm all for it but considering I'm about to use £5000 to travel around Asia for three months I know what I'd rather use the money for lol
Most people I know who have fake boobs always offer to let EVERYONE touch them, it really is the oddest thing!
Your thoughts are too funny! At least it's not because her hubs insists. Not to be discriminatory or anything but do lesbians buy bigger boobs?
Just a thought.
Sadly most of my girlfriends bought their boobs too. I don't have too.. I am 125pds and a natural DD.. uggh thanks Grandma lol.. although I always said I want a reduction and then implants a good "C" would be great! :) I say to each his/her own.. if that will make her happy that is all that matters :)
Absolutely no regrets here! And yes, they are still perfectly functional. :)
I have known more people to get reductions and been very happy with them -- it didn't seem like giant boobies made life much better for them! I ended up wearing a G while I was nursing, and was a DD for quite a while after I stopped, and I was very happy when they relaxed a little!
pass, I'd never do it, I have a hard enough time keeping track of what i've got.
If it weren't for surgery and the cost, I would do it too. So basically...I wouldn't do it.
But I envy those who do!
I could do so much more with money too. If she has children then what happens to them. Just asking..
very similar to a conversation i had with a friend that was getting a reduction. :D
Cool. I am scared of any surgery, but if it makes her happy...go for it!
Ha! My aunt just had removed, lol. And my girl friend purchased some last year just found she was having another baby a few months back, lol.
But I'm with you, that is so new floors!
Good for her! I would totally do it but I'm scared of the surgery and the pain...we will see what the future holds, though!
Insane! I could think of better things to buy! Ugh
My BFF has hers reduced. However my niece who is now 29 got boobs too. Thankfully she went from an A cup to a C cup. :-)
I seriously thought all of the things you wrote as soon as I read she was getting boobs!!! Love it!!!
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Maybe it's just me, but I cannot fanthom going through such a painful, scar-inducing and dangerous surgery to have bags of chemicals squashing my ribcage and stretching my skin, only to have everyone and their mother (ok, brother) look and go "wow nice boob job" - wth?
I have a size B cup and you know what? I love my boobs, they are perfect, perky, untouched by gravity but plenty touched by my husband who loves the fact they are real, very real.
I wouldn't even consider fake boobs after a masectomy.
You know why?
My mom had fake boobs, thanks to my dad pushing and pushing for it (I was 2 years old... it was a long time ago). She got very, very ill a few years ago and had to have the silicone taken out, piece by piece by piece. Her rock-hard chest was a disaster, she almost died from poisoning.
So. Awful.
Wow. It's not so much the new boobs that shocks me. It's the PRICE TAG. Man. I'd kill for that $ and yeah, it's definitely worth it for a trip to a tropical island of sorts.
As for me, I would love to have MY girlz lifted and shrunk down some, so I would be on the opposite side of the spectrum, since I have the aching back and whatnot, but you're right, she's allowed to do what she wants to do. Wish her well!
You're a good friend for being so supportive. Oh, I just realized that you're like the under-wire version of a friend (support).
I can't think of anything else, I've been with the baby all day. zzzzzzzz.
When I hear about someone i know having this augmentation I can't get to a mirror fast enough to look at my breasts too.
Secretia
I also personally don't really get it why ppl want bigger boobs...but to each their own I guess.
I developed early and spent my entire teenage years being embarrassed by the large size of them and always wanted to hide them somehow.
but I guess thats how it is: ppl with small ones want bigger ones and ppl with bigger ones want small ones.
I wish my best to your friend and her new boobies. 6K is a lot of $$ for tatas and I hope she enjoys them very much.
LOL - I'm sure that was quite the conversation. I say to each their own. Not my thing, but if it makes her happy - good for her.
A friend of mine bought some boobs and she let us have feel (wierd I know) but they felt very natural.
Well, there's bigger and then there's BIGGER. I am of the mind that if it will make you feel better about your body, go for it. But know that you don't need that to be loved and admired for who you are.
As A guy, I am actually not a fan of fake boobs. I think that they stretch the skin too much. Not a fan at all!
Hahaha I am with Shell I couldn't swallow the bill for them, but if I woke up with them, awesome!
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a vacation sounds good about now...hardwood floors are cool too! ha.
lol, wow! that is a funny call to get. if it makes her happy, it's good you are supportive of it :)
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