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I'm often amazed and confused by the bizarre happenings behind the closed and competitive doors of the typical suburban home. The following is a place to share my thoughts and reflections on daily life as I try to navigate this crazy and wonderful world.






Sunday, March 7, 2010

Always Lock Your Bedroom Door

Mommy and Daddy. What are you doing?

What is that scary noise coming from your bedroom when I am trying to sleep?

How come you are allowed to wrestle in your bedroom and I’m not?

Why are you laughing so hard?

Can I play?

Nuff said.

If you want to survive life in the Suburbs, lock your bedroom door.

Cause let me tell you, these my friends, are 5 questions you just would rather not answer!

Ha!

Clearly Hubby and I need a vacation . We did take the kids!

Fled the country for two weeks in search of sun. Don’t forget me! I’ll be back soon!

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See you in two weeks!

46 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hope you have a great trip...yeah, we learned the lesson on locking the door....

Secretia said...

Now you two can wrestle with the door unlocked :)

Enjoy yourselves!

Secretia

Homesick Cajun said...

Lmao!! Yeah...I'd have to say those are questions I'm glad I've never had to answer! Now that my son is grown and out of the house we can wrestle and make as much noise as we want!! ;0}

Buckeroomama said...

LOL!

Have a super trip! :)

Alyssa said...

Funny post. This is the perfect time of year for vacation!!! Enjoy your TWO weeks!!!

Courtney K. said...

Hope you have a great trip!!! You deserve it :) If you get a chance to stop by before you leave, I'm having a great giveaway this week :)

Courtney K. said...

Hope you have a great trip!!! You deserve it :) If you get a chance to stop by before you leave, I'm having a great giveaway this week :)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha! Have a great time on vacation!

Marla said...

Thanks for letting us laugh at your normal life. Love it!

Have a great vacation. On my way to vote....

diane said...

I forgot that you're on va-ca. Have fun in the sun cherie. xo d

Frugal Vicki said...

Have a great vacation! And thanks for the heads up on the votes, you know I will be showing you the love!

Just Breathe said...

Have a wonderful time. I think I need one too. Those questions are so funny ~ Lock Your Door!

Matty said...

Oh yeah, I think locking the door is a universal understanding. Been there, dealt with that.

Lisa said...

Oh...I have totally been there...ugh!!

I've got an award for you on my blog. I'm sure you've already gotten it, but I wanted to let more people know about your enjoyable, totally funny blog :)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

That is my biggest fear .. lol

I need to invest in a lock :)

Vacation yup don't know that word ... lol

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Ha ha! Have a great trip.

Vodka Logic said...

Have a great time and make a lot of noise.

Lisa Anne said...

LMAO. Locking the door has always been a given.

Have a fun trip!

Sarah said...

Have a fabulous time! See you when you get back xoxo

The Wifey said...

I find myself incapable of clicking this topmommyblog business because I follow so many mommies who are competing! ;) How's anyone going to get further if I'm clicking for everyone? Haha!

I dread, dread, dread the day Sophia comes into our room. Eep!

Busy Bee Suz said...

So funny@@@@

Have a great vacation...you need it.
Suz

Busy Bee Suz said...

So funny@@@@

Have a great vacation...you need it.
Suz

Busy Bee Suz said...

So funny@@@@

Have a great vacation...you need it.
Suz

Robin said...

Yeah I had it happen too...Ewwwwww and yuk is all I can say..have a wonderful time....ENjOy the Sun..!!!..well miss ya..!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

LOVE IT!! That is EXACTLY why my hubs and I are going to Vegas soon!! Have fun on vacay my dear!

Randi Troxell said...

when i saw the title in my google reader.. i was all, "ooooh, i don't think i EVEN wanna read this!!!"

lol..

hope ya'll have a marvelous time!

Together We Save said...

Have fun on your vacation!! Yeah locking the door is a good thing!

JoeyRes said...

You need to adopt that sock on the door or something! Have a great vacation!

sandandstarfish said...

what am I supposed to do for 2 weeks without you?! I'm sure I'll figure something out ;) Have a great vacay!!

my little world said...

I just voted for ya :)

This is such a funny story.. I think it's happened to all of us.. I remember when K was 3 eating breakfast. We got the "what are you guys doing in there?" "are you jumping on the bed?" HAHAHAHAHHA yea the laughing is uncontrollable.

Housewife Bliss said...

might I add, make sure they have water before they go to bed so they don't come downstairs to the kitchen for a glass....enough said..perhaps too much (we were drunk, it sounded like a good idea at the time) Have a great time!

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

OH. MY. GOSH! I am laughing so hard right now-- you just brought back a memory of an 8-year-old me walking in on MY parents! Now I can't get that mental image out of my mind!

~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom

panic away said...

I'm jealous, I need a vacation. When are you coming home?

**** April **** said...

I hate to laugh at your expense but ROFL!!!!!

Missy said...

I cannot even pee in peace let alone bump uglies! LOL

Danica said...

LMAO!!!

Have a great time!

Denise said...

Happy Vacation! Enjoy your trip. Lock the door. Brilliant advice.

Holly said...

At my house it is are you sure the door is locked...I once thought it was, and it wasn't...thankfully that was 4 years ago..I am scarred but he didn't have a clue as to what was happening.

Happy Vacation!

Farmers Wife said...

Wrestle...riiight! Is that what they call it over there..

misszippy said...

Oh man, you just experienced my greatest fear! Enjoy that vacation!

eli rose said...

Just found you! Love the name and concept. This posting is hysterical! Having 2 girls myself, we've had to start teaching our oldest to knock on closed doors. Don't want her to keep talking about daddy's "tail". :)

blueviolet said...

I'll miss you but have fun (in every way!)

Beth Daigle said...

My worst nightmare! So funny. Happy vacation!

Too Many Hats said...

Hahaha - perhaps soundproofing your room would help too.

Loukia said...

Haha! Oh, noooo!!!!! OMG. Brutal. Have a great vacation!!!

Jen said...

New to your blog, and had to say hi. Laughed out loud at this post! :)

Hope you are enjoying your vacation!!

Jen
Http://www.edgertonadventures.blogspot.com