Okay, so I don’t want to get all scientificy on you, but according to my Hearing Specialist Doctor Man and his partner in the white coat, I have “hearing like a cat”. Really, that is what they said! Apparently this is all kinds of good.
So, great news right?
Your Hubby is still on his “work” vacay.
It is blustery and blowy outside. It is truly winter in Canada.
You own a creaky old dog and a real live creature of the night, the sneaky kitty.
Now my super hearing skills are working against me.
Yes. I got up because I had to investigate thump #1. Dog knocked over the recycling bin.
I crept up to the window for crash #2. Stupid garbage can blew over outside.
I double checked all the locks for the unidentified sound that we shall call kerthunk #3.
Finally, back in my bed, I reassure myself that no bad guy would stand a chance against an hysterical Mama with the Power of Super Hearing and her trusty Louisville Slugger. Newly liberated from beneath the lonely King Size bed.
I am pathetic.
Only three more sleeps until the Hero Hubby gets home. Sigh. Then I can put in some ear plugs and take a nap. Sleep is overrated anyway.
Don’t tell him I miss him. K?