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Monday, October 5, 2009

True Food Confessions


I ate too much guacamole.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm paying for it now.
Turns out the Montezuma's Revenge I thought I had on our last trip to Mexico was not so much that, more likely...
Revenge of the avocado.

Damn you ...you glorious tasty addictive dip.

35 comments:

Loukia said...

Oh man... I eat too much of everything... like... ALL the time!

Mrs. Fish aka Two Fish said...

Oh I feel you. I could eat guacamole until I fall over fat....which is about every time I eat it. I just LURVE that and chips. Mmmmm.

Hope Montezuma seeks revenge elsewhere soon!

Too Many Hats said...

I LOVE avocado and guacamole. I think the glory of indulging in it would be worth the revenge. Hope you feel better soon.

Marbella Jewelry Designs said...

i love guac too! watch out for the curse though

Colleen said...

Oh, I feel your pain...guac always does that to me. In fact, I've had to end the love affair between us :(

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Been there but I'm usually ingesting too many sweets and having a sugar coma.

The Peach Tart said...

Oh no. Hope you get better soon.

Secretia Teller said...

I ate a whole 9 ounce bag of candy corns for dinner yesterday, with a diet Pepsi.

Secretia

Lisa Anne said...

Oh no, i'm so glad I'm not you today. I hate being stuck on the pot.

Feel better soon!!

Melanie D said...

It always seems like a good idea at the time........

Randi Troxell said...

Mmmm... i love guacamole too... and if i ever get a hold of some.. i. eat. it. all... and no- it's not pretty!... lol

Kristina P. said...

Honestly, I would marry guacamole if I could.

kyooty said...

I've only had it a few times, and it's "ok" but I could down a bottle of HOT salsa faster and the stuff that goes under the dips? very SCARY,no Spanx would save me

yonca said...

Hope you get better soon.

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Yikes!!!!! That's the worst when you love a food but it doesn't love you back :(

I hope you're feeling way better. And if you need something to help your stomach, let me know. There's a product out there that has been a life saver for me with something like this!

CynthiaK said...

Ugh! I know that feeling!

Hope it passes (no pun intended) very soon.

blueviolet said...

You poor thing. I hope you feel better soon.

Conquer The Monkey said...

I hope you feel better!!! But I sure love it when a tasty treat goes down too much, too fast - it is so fun at the time even though the aftermath SUCKS!!!

Hang in there mama!
Cheers
Cameron from
Conquer The Monkey

Rocky Mountain Memoirs said...

I LOVE anything made with avocados and have been known to just sit and eat one plane. I know the feeling, though. Just can't stop eating it until it's too late!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? Much later, we regret our errors! I do this, oh, daily.

Technodoll said...

Oh dear! LOL LOL!

I imagine that it looks pretty much the same after you ate it? :-D

(ok I know I'm gross, sorry!)

Michele said...

I hear ya on that one!!!
Too funny... thanks again for another great chuckle.

Michele

Jennifer said...

ROTFLMBO!!! Ugh, guacamole gets me every time! My tummy is hurting for you! LOL!

Elizabeth said...

Oh no, hope you're feeling better now!

Frugal Vicki said...

Seriously, give me a bag of avocado's. I don't even need the guacamole. but if you do give me guac, take out the yucky cilantro. Yuck!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

I've eaten too much full stop recently.

CJ xx

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Theta Mom said...

That dip is SO good!

Danica said...

LOL

I went to Mexico in May and came home sick a dog...UGH.

Martha said...

Sorry for the tummy upset. Yes, I do love me some Guacamole and Pico De Gallo.

Unstoppable Spirit said...

I love guacamole with corn chips.

Expat mum said...

What's that saying I ignore all the time? Oh yes - "Everything in moderation".

Elisa, The Unlikely Housewife said...

oh, guacamole is a tempting, impossible to put down, lovely greep goop. I love it. So I have been there before ;-)

The Absence of Alternatives said...

I seriously LOVE guacamole! Have Spanx, have NO fear! ;-)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL that is what always happens to me when I say oh just this time I can eat that bad item .. lOL :)