I had to give myself a courtesy flush. P U!! That will teach me to eat so many oatmeal cookies!
It took me three days to return a phone call from my 90 year old Grandma.
I had to throw away 4 chicken breasts and a package of ground turkey because I just didn’t get to it in time.
I tried to talk my daughter out of Girl Guides because there are three girls in that group that have been so mean to her. The world doesn’t need any more pre-teen drama.
I honked at an old man I saw tagging a bridge…upon closer inspection, it turns out he was cleaning up the graffiti.
Please tell me I’m not the only one!