A quick trip into Zellers.
I just need 1 gift bag.
Pink.
Perfect.
On sale.
Even better!
Oh and there is no line at the cashier. This is my lucky day!
What the hell???
Well excuse you family of five..perhaps you have some emergency to get to?
Go ahead, by all means, take that cart that is CRAMMED FULL of stuff for your University student (damn University town) and butt right in front of me.
Manners much!
zip ding
zip ding
zip ding
zip ding
zip ding
Good Grief ..you know when I am at the grocery store and someone comes up BEHIND me...I let them cut ahead. I let them play through. I am a courteous citizen of the world!! I was in front of you, besides, everyone knows 1 item to zip ding through is a whole lot faster then errrr 18.
zip ding
zip ding
zip ding
zip ding
zip beep...."Can I get a price check at 4"
Are you kidding me?
Foot starts tap tap tapping....
zip ding
zip dingzip ding
FAAAARRRTT
zip dingzip ding
Huh?
Did he just?
Did they just?
Oh help...the toxic smell!
Man fart.
I must step back .
My stomach is threatening to reveal this mornings eggs.
Silent gagging...
zip ding
zip dingzip ding
This dude didn't even flinch!
He didn't try and hide the fact that he cut the cheese! He didn't accidentally sneak a cheek, he just let er rip!
How much longer do I have to stand next to these line cutting stinkers??
"Would you like to sign up for our store credit card?"
They say yes!!
Huh? Sorry. Rude.
I am outtie.
No stupid gift bag is worth this kind of wait.
Life is too short to stand in this toxic cloud of poo smell created by random pushy strangers .....all in the name of a gift bag?
I'll just use a freakin ribbon.
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54 comments:
Ugh! I'm sorry you had to experience that. I hate it when people cut in. One of my pet peeves.
so sorry you had to go through all that... and the FART too!!!! i woulda have soooo wanted to say something!!!
I wish you had kicked him in the balls.
Secretia
I would be livid! How annoying is that! Damn those people and then the man farts? Are you kidding me? GROSS ME OUT! Poor you!
This is why I hate shopping.
OMG! That is hilarious! I have totally been behind a random stranger when they let one loose! It is such a weird awkward disgusting moment! I seriously hate the rudies too that don't let you go ahead when you only have one thing, it really is the polite thing to do. Glad you got outta there!
Manners really seem to have gone the way of VHS tapes lately.
WOW. They are rude...and the scary part is they are going to raise rude kids which means even more rude adults one day!
or wrap it in the comics - that's what my mother always did
btw i always let people cut in front of me - how can you NOT and still look at yourself in the mirror
roflol - sorry, but you gotta admit that is pretty darn funny, when it happens to someone else.
Okay, it's a very funny post but OMG! How rude of them. I too let people with one/few items go ahead of me. Then he farts in your face.
I would have been outta there too!
I am finding more and more rude people in this world and it pisses me off!
That is just plain gross.
HAHAHAHAHAHA...I know it was awful for you, but as an outside reading the story...so funny!
for real - no way! A timely reminder of why I have home delivery and my gift wrap is never co-ordinated!
Uhhh, gross, but SO funny! Haha! Yeah I hate it when someone with a million things goes in front of me and I just have one dinky thing! So frustrating!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
What has happened to manners and common courtesy anyway?
oh my gosh. SO true. and the credit card?? should NEVER be done while people are waiting in line!
OMG gross :-(
I agree. You so should have been allowed to go first...manners?
That's crazy. I'd have just tossed the bag in the air and walked away.
People are nuts.
I would have just said "excuse me but I was here first" and butted ahead of THEM, the asshats!
Sometimes you just have to be ruder than the Rude... it's sad but they force us :(
CRAZY GROSS haha
by the way "Life is too short to stand in this toxic cloud of poo smell created by random pushy strangers .....all in the name of a gift bag? " quote of the week for sure!
I feel you. I would have been out of there as well. Ick.
Gross!!! Toxic poison from a rude stranger. There are few things worse. Brutal.
I can't even believe he ripped it without any thought to it. What a foul disgusting creature.
I've lived in China too long, but I'd totally be cutting them off and shoving them out of the way.
This is why I'm scared to return to North America. I'm going to be so aggressive for the natives!
To the $ rama!!! :)
I';m sorry that you have also encountered the new version of Canadian that think it's ok to Butt a line or Butt a Fart too!
My university Town is also flood with new customers. I'm waiting for Karma to work it's magic!
Eww! I hate waiting in line, but I too am too polite to rude people. I love self check out when I can. Love your blog! :)
sounds like a big waste of time that trip was
Eeewww but also LOL.
When people cut in front of me I purposely drive my stroller into the back of the heels repeatedly... But I do it in such a way that it looks like an accident. It gives me such glee! :)
Gross! I can't believe it. I'm glad you got out of there.
Wow that was beyond rude.
OMG! How lucky for you! Ha ha! I would have left too!
Rude and stinky. Yuck! A double threat!
Ewwww..gross!
I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
that is just foul! i would have left after the 20 something zip dings. how annoying!!!
That stinks!! (pardon the pun)
Wow, I don't know what I would have done in your place. I always wish I'd had the guts to say something when people are idiots like that but I never think of it at the time.
Oh my gosh, you had me laughing so hard!! I can relate and totally understand your frustration with this sort of thing!! I always let someone cut ahead of me if they have so much less than what I have. It's called courtesy but some people...well...they have just never heard of that word before in their lives. Ugh.
Thanks for coming by my place! I am really enjoying your blog as well.
Happy Friday!
Michelle :)
I would have been out of there, too, before they managed even more of a stinking delay!
OMG the nerve. And then the toxic ass dusting. I would have said "Um its bad enough you wouldn't let the person with ONE ITEM go ahead of you so then you drop ass on me?" GROSS!!
People. Ugh!
I hate when people do that, I too let people with one or two items in if I have a poop load of stuff.
I'm here getting caught up on a week's worth of blog reading. Is there any coffee? Happy Saturday!
I hate when people cut in, especially THOSE people. I would have been so outie, too.
No way!!! How frigging rude!!
xx
Hahaha, you poor thing! That family was probably running late for their appearance on the Jerry Springer show.
rudeness seems to be a growing epidemic right along with the obesity rate. I wonder if they are related in some kind of cause and effect way? Don't mean this to sound judgy, but both seem to indicate everyone has taken leave of their senses - and those who haven't have to smell the consequences!
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Hahaha, sounds like you had quite a day!
Thanks for commenting on my post, I'm glad you did because I love your blog, I'm following!
Ick.
Rude muthaf*ckers!
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Holy smokes as in gas cloud smoke! That's insane! You poor thing.
How rude. I"m sorry. That story is hilarious, though. Although, I know it wasn't at the time.
aHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's great. Nasty...but great.
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