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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Life as a girl


There are times in your life when you just have to admit, it's great to be able to play the girl card...

-Women can cry their little hearts out at a good chick flick. No judgements will be made. Kleenex will be passed.

-Women can declare a box "Too Heavy". Men can't do that. Well I guess they can but it's not very sexy.

-Girls are able to ask for directions. Apparently men are not able to do this? They are missing the direction asking gene. That's a fact. I asked around.

-Women can SHOCK a man when we kick his butt in a hand of poker, hang a picture, or set up a TV. These things men are supposed to know how to do.

-We can be scared. It's even cute.

-Enjoy a mani/pedi. Personally, I have already advised my girls to avoid all boys who have better nail polish then they do.

-Wear a pretty little sundress to that wedding while he melts in his hot, yet oh so gorgeous suit.

-Women can scream for help when we see a hairy spider. Men, not so much.

-Get giggly over wine. Yeah, not so attractive from a dude.

I know there are lots of things about being a woman that truly suck...PMS, unrealistic body expectations, crunch between work and home...but I would never, not ever want to be a man.

So I'll admit it, here in the Suburbs, sometimes it's good to be a girl.

49 comments:

Buckeroomama said...

Amen to that! :)

About men with nail polish... ugh! That, and pinky rings. Double ugh.

ihatemichigan said...

That's a great list. I've seen many a man giggly over wine, and I think it's very amusing sight.

Tami said...

heh heh I enjoy being Mr. Fix it around here!
and can sob my little heart out with a chick flick.
Gimme the Kleenex! holds hand out to the boys and they roll their eyes

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

So true! I love every minute of being a girl and wouldn't trade it for the world! Cause lets be honest...boys are gross.

yonca said...

Love your post! My sister used to say that 'I wish I was a man'
I' ve never wished I was a man.
It is not easy but it is good to be a girl ;)

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

I am so with you on men having to sweat it out in a suit while we wear much cuter and lighter outfits.

And I will never have to change a tire or my car's oil or filter. I'll always play my 'girl card' for car work.

Thanks for stopping by today!

Courtney Kirkland said...

I can definately agree. I would hate to be a man...they don't get slack for anything. And have you ever seen a man talk his way out of a speeding ticket? :)

Jennifer said...

Hellooooo! High five on this list! LOL!

Tammy Howard said...

I don't even have to know how to START the lawnmower. I have no idea what's under the hood of my car. I almost never have to drive on long trips. I could go on...

Gigi said...

Amen, Amen! Yes, PMS does suck (especially as I get older - wth?). And a few other things - but man oh man. How great is it to be a girl? The power of giving birth or mothering a child? And yes, as Mrs. Eyecansee - boys are gross! Just look (or smell) mine and you can see that!

Kristin said...

No dangly bits. I'm appreciative of that part of being a girl. Ah ha

Amy said...

It is good to be a girl in the Land of Nowhere too! Although I've seen a man scream like a girl when he thinks there is a snake in his bed. [Evil Laugh}

Kat said...

This is the best!! And yet, so true, Great insights girlie!

diane said...

Hello, I'm new here; sound familiar? Just thought I'd pop in for a quick look-see. I think some of the rules change/bend when you reach my age. Giggly over wine, that's o.k. and bonding when you're old.
Not lifting heavy stuff, that's sexy because it's smart not to put your back out and smart is sexy. See? Things change when you're 1/2 a century old. Oh yeah. . .almost forgot, Cute Hubby cries at stupid things like car rental commercials. Now that's sexy. xo

Veronica Lee said...

Amen! I would sooo hate to be a man!

Hit 40 said...

I kill the spiders in my house...

my husband is afraid of them.

Stephanie said...

Love it!! Great list! It is good to be a girl!!
Thanks again for visiting my blog!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I agree with you. I love being a girl...except for some of the girl issues. ;)

Vicki said...

I am in complete and total agreement (though I must say my hubby did stop to ask directions the other day. Had we been dating that SO would not have been okay. Married, it was just fine!)

Taylor said...

I absolutely love this! So true, I love being a girl and everything that comes with it :)

Eve said...

Growing up I was a tomboy and hated being girly.

Now, I love being a girl so much. LOVE it. I love being girly while still being able to show I am strong and capable.

Also I couldn't be a man because I need to multitask!

Maternal Tales said...

Yep - I love being a girl. Wouldn't change it for a thing (not even for the dangly bits). Definitely love the wearing a dress to a wedding and not having to get all hot and bothered in a suit (and look almost like everyone else). Nice post lady...x

Theta Mom said...

Giggly over wine and loving a good manicure. Totally a chick thing! :)

Pam said...

Awesome list! And I'm with you, I wouldn't want to be a man. As I say around here all the time, "It's good to be Queen"!

Me said...

I couldn't agree more..with just about all of it! My favorite part is the fact that I can be super tough when I want to and super delicate when the need arises! It's GREAT!

Margo said...

you are so right! I would make the wimpiest man ever! And after all the girl wardrobe issues, we deserve the sundress advantage :)

Elisa, The Unlikely Housewife said...

Being a girl is always good. Or at least, the good definitely beats the bad.

How about shoes? Men's shoes are nowhere as fabulous as ours. Nor should they be! We are girls ;-)

King J's Queen said...

Hey! Thanks for visiting my blog...and for leaving a comment! Nice to meet ya!

I've been reading yours today. What a hoot! Your list here is pretty cool. I'll add one more, if I may...We women can snuggle into our man's shoulder just to be held and loved. Men don't get to do that. What a feeling.

Have a great day!

Randi Troxell said...

love this... i always say i'd rather be a girl any day!

Martha said...

I enjoy being a girl, thanks for reminding me of the joys of XX chromosomes.

Danica said...

LOL always better to be a girl!!!! Love the list!

Kimberly said...

I agree, being a girl definitely has its benefits! I have seen a guy scream at a hairy spider, my dad hates them, lol!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Agreed! I love being female! Except the whole monthly crap.

diane said...

I'm back. Thought I'd read what everybody else had to say. You hang with a nice crowd, and got yourself another follower missy. : )

Penelope said...

wow, i love this post! (and i feel it's always great to be a giiirrrll!!!)

Lady Di said...

Don't forget we also get to wear fabulous shoes...even though they make our feet hurt. I don't ever wish to be a man, although I wish to inflict some of the not so good things about being a woman on them from time to time.

Just Breathe said...

So true! All the men I know scream at spiders!

Marbella Designs said...

This is funny, my eight year old son just asked me, "what's it like to be a girl?" And I thought, "sometimes it's not easy"

Kelloggsville said...

we can read the manual too, another gene missing in men!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I agree. I can't tie a tie so I'd look stupid in a suit!

Great post!

Hugs!!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

I love being a girl! Boys are stupid.

LZ @ My Messy Paradise said...

I hear you! If nothing else, we get to wear clothes that are comfortable for the weather. You hit the nail on the head! Sundress? Tank top? Fine. Our men are always wearing long sleeves and pants...too bad!

blueviolet said...

Absolutely, positively!

Jackie at 3littleones said...

i couldnt agree w/ you more!

Thanks for stopping by my blog today!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I enjoy being a girl!

Margo said...

Being a girl is definitely awesome. My husband has finally gotten to the point where he brings home chocolate, for me, for medicinal purposes. He's learning! And he would never get away with expecting the same from me. Men addicted to chocolate are just weird...

Finally got caught up with reading your blog.. Lots of giggles! Loved them all. :)

Alexandra said...

Amen. Very well said and oh so very true! Being a girl is pretty darn cool.

pokerfacemom said...

Amen sister! Now if I can just have a baby girl who will grow up one day and agree with me on some those thoughts.
I think I'm pushing it a little.;)

Penelope said...

Yay, I got my post up about this fab post (and I see it's already listed at the end, in "posts linking to this post" lol)