Have you heard? There has been a scientific break through. Apparently it won't be long before the medical community will have perfected artificial sperm.
Yes, I said artificial. Huh. Have we perhaps gone too far with this one??
The first artificial sperm have been created with the use of embryonic stem cells.
Hubby's concern "Great. Now women will have no need for men."
I quickly reassured him. Not only do I have no need for genetically created sperm but I need me my Man!
Why just think if there were no men in the world?
True, there would be less farting, belching and football but
...who would kill all the scary bugs we find in the house?
...who would lift all the super heavy boxes?
...who would you send downstairs to investigate the things that go bump in the night?
...who would you beg to go get the ice cream and pickles for those midnight cravings?
...who would rub your swollen ugly feet?
...who else would tell you you're beautiful when you look like you swallowed a basketball or two?
...who would hold your hand when you cry as your babe is born, again when your little one goes to school, and probably a million other time is the next 40-65 years?
GO ahead make your artificial sperm...I'm sticking to the old fashioned stuff.
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22 comments:
Call me old-fashioned, but I need my man, too! Who would cook for me and my children if I did not have my husband? And without him, I would not have made such beautiful children! :)
I need my man too! Who would get me chocolate when that time rolls around? Who would drive on all our long trips? Who would grab my butt in the kitchen at the most inopportune times? Well, maybe that last one I could do without. All in all, I vote to keep my man.
DITO!! i totally need my man...
That's just crazy. I like the real thing.
I am right there with YOU!
i need my man too!! he is my world i would be lost without him, and he has looked after me so well this week because i have been ill i could not have managed without him xx
welllll.... Mine made me go downstairs to check out the noises HE heard..... ( he needed time to prepare a 5K sprint away from the "Boogeyman"......) That said... awesome post!!!!
You drew me in.....
You made me stay......
and this stuff just keeps drawing me back!!!
who would talk to you in the middle of the night when you are feeding for the fifth time?
I know that only lasts a few days but hey, it's still worth it! x
Who would hang stuff up in my house, paint and do the yardwork? :) Of course I need my man, the father of my two beautiful children!
Well...if you put it that way, I guess we do need men, hee hee ;)
Who can I snuggle up to? With whom can I be tediously boring when I recount the million mundane things that our kids did during the day... AND know that he shares the little joys as much as I do? I'll keep my man, thankyouverymuch.
Ditto. I need my man for every one of those reasons and a million more! Who else would understand when I take out my crazy PMS mood swings on them?
Ooooooh that picture is HILARIOUS!
I agree, I neeeeeed my man, I complain, and gripe.. but he's MINE ALLLLLLL MINE.. :P
I agree. Seriously? Who would fold the laundry? And laugh at me when I dance?
you make some very good and VALID points :)
Artifical sperm sounds slightly creepy and ominous. I agree with you - I require the real kind to stick around as chief bug killer/garbage wrangler.
Amen. Artificial sperm? I could have gone all morning without thinking about that...LOL...thanks MM.
Who would open jars?
Anyway, getting pregnant with my real man is a lot more fun than getting injected with artificial sperm, I'm sure.
ha looks like you need to pass that kind of man MY way, cause, I don't know who would do those things.
And who would take the garbage out? Oh man, that's a dirty job that only a man can do properly.
Yes, definitely need them! I'm not checking 70 odd pregnant heifers at dawn, lunchtime and dusk and helping them get the calves out if necessary. That's hubby's job!
Normally, I would completely agree with you, but since I am going through a divorce. I'll say who needs 'em? :) Maybe in a year or two, I'll be back to my old fashioned ways.
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