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Friday, July 31, 2009

That Will Teach Him!

Hubby bought US a sweet little surround sound that we really really needed.
(Can you hear sarcasm in bloggy land??)
Truthfully, I didn't put up much of a fuss. He is a pretty amazing guy so should I really complain that he went out and dropped a few hundred dollars on a system that
A) We don't need, and
B) could have put the money towards that hardwood floor we have been saving for..or more realistically our credit card, or
3) oh yeah Did I mention we don't need it?!

But I digress. He brings this little baby home. Gets it all set up and...
It doesn't work

Let me shorten up a very lengthy story for you.

For the next 14 days our conversations EVERY DAY went like this.

"Hubby, when are you going to return the broken BOSE system"
"ModernMom, Don't worry I will...I just can't find the receipt"

We have now passed the magic 14 day return day mark that most retailers seem to have.
Now we OWN a system that we don't need and that doesn't work! Grrr.

Time to take action.

I packed up said system.
Drove to the store.
Talked real sweet to the little lovely behind the counter.
And then exchanged it for this:




I am all kinds of excited!
I'm not sure what it says about me that I have been lusting after the Dyson DC28 Animal Vacuum with Pneumatic Actuator, High-torque clutch, and Finger tip controls ...perhaps Suburbia has finally rotted my brain.
What I do know is... that will teach him!

46 comments:

Martha said...

Ha, ha, ha, you Go, Girlfriend!!

Kelloggsville said...

oh yes - YES - YES...fantastic, wish I'd thought of that so many times before ... actually .. shhhh ... please remove this blog entry immediately before he reads it ..I know exactly what I'm about to do with all the similar pieces of manpurchases lying about!

Little Ms Blogger said...

OMG that is hysterical that you traded it in for a vacuum cleaner.

I have to admit, I loved when I got a front loading washing machine and roomba.

Although I get excited about boring stuff, it's nice to know I still get excited over something.

Marbella Designs said...

ooooo, you are good ;)

Krystyn said...

Clearly, you needed a vacuum, then!

To clean those wood floors, right?

mzbehavin said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing could be better... Except maybe teaching him how to use it.........

unless he came "Pre trained"....

I had a husband who couldn't be "Pre trained", "Post trained".......

or even "Paper Trained".....

Loukia said...

That is one sexy vacuum!

JennyMac said...

LOL..he had his chance. :)

And I am coveting that Dyson something fierce!

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Boys and their toys!! Nice job on how it worked out.

BTW, I gave you an award:

http://ifevolutionworks.com/my-first-award/

Paging Doctor Mommy said...

Oh yeah... now that is a purchase that I could get excited about! Speakers... not so much!

mrsbenedict said...

hahahah nice! soo jealous!

Courtney Kirkland said...

yea, you will probably definately get more use out of that little beauty than you ever will a surround sound :)

Theta Mom said...

OMG! That is fantastic! And I must tell you, I own a Dyson (I am a super-clean freak) and I actually get excited when I can see that little spinny-thing go round and round with all of the stuff that it sucks up. You will LOVE it! But, the best part is that every time you use it, you'll have a smile on your face because you'll remember exactly how you got it! LOL

Swoozie said...

Whoa Momma! That Dyson looks deadly! In a good way, you know?!

Good job!

Tami said...

LOL, I LOVE IT! Now I want one! God, help me, I love new 'toys" for the house LOL

yonca said...

Wow, looks great! I need to change mine ;)

Stephanie said...

You are my hero.

Buckeroomama said...

I'm with you on this: A Dyson over a Bose system any day!

Rebel Mother said...

And men have the cheek to say women fritter money away!!!

Good on you! It looks gorgeous - and I bet it works!

RMxx

Busy Bee Suz said...

Very funny. I am in love with my Dyson animal: "Rosie"
You will have much fun with yours too!

Whitney said...

LOL! You are awesome!

Sharing the comment love!

Oh! And I'm hosting a giveaway on my blog--come check it out!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

What does that say about you? One day you're a cool convertible girl, the next, you're a domestic diva.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Yes! I love it!!! I have to admit. My husband spent $$$ on a bike, upon after riding it 2 times, decided it wasn't right for him...left it sitting in the garage for a year. I sold it on ebay.

valentine said...

wow, it is so shiny and pretty.....you totally made the right decision

Adventures In China said...

I lust after home appliances of all kinds. Cool vacuum! Nice going.

velvet_crush81 said...

I . . . love . . . that . . . vacuum.
I wouldn't necessarily call myself a clean freak, however I'm freak when it comes to dirty floors.
I seriously want that vacuum.

Working Mum said...

Ha ha! Good swap! Serves him right. I'm so jealous.

Technodoll said...

ROTFLMAO!

Classic - I love it :-D

yonca said...

Following you now:) Have a great weekend!ain

Kristin said...

Way to be!!!

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Good decision. We got a Bose surround sound system a few years back and it was such a NIGHTMARE (and expensive)!

And I've got that vacuum cleaner. LOVE IT!!!

Melanie D said...

that's too funny!!
I love my Dyson!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

WOO HOO! Good for you!!!!!

Kat said...

You show him girlie!! Now you just have to show him how to use it :)

Mommie Daze said...

THAT is sweet revenge! Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog.

Lizzie said...

love this story! but what we really wanna know is DOES THE VACUUM KICK ASS?????

have a great week :)

Lindsey said...

WOW!! Amazing!!!

Theta Mom said...

I know I already responded to this post (love it), just wanted to let you know I've given you an award because your blog is AMAZING. Come by thetamom to collect. ;)

Julie said...

The Dyson rocks. I've been in love with mine since 2003. I divorced my hubby but kept the Dyson. I guess I traded one sucker for another.

Anonymous said...

This is the best story EVER. I love it!!

Veronica Lee said...

Yeah, you go, sister!!

Danica said...

LOL you go girl!

I have the same vaccum. Use to love it, now I want to kick it!

Keeper Of All Things said...

OMG!!!!! I love it!!!!
You must let us know if the Dyson lives up to the dream.


Is it wrong that my nipples got a little hard looking at the picture of it?????

Brittany at Mommy Words said...

Wat to Go. Even though it "sucked" as a birthday present I got the Dyson slim for my big day and have been in love with it ever since. It picks up an entire canister every day! Gross by totally true I swear. First time here. Cute blog!

Mom2Peach said...

Awesome choice! I too lust for the Dyson animal hair whatchamacallit upright to keep after our 3 cats, one of which produces enough hair to create a miniature replica of herself on a daily basis. Our bedroom closet has become a vacuum wasteland---first a Bissell, then a Kenmore that require us to disconnect one end of the hose and bend over with said hose to pick up the worst piles of funk. Both vacuums have dirt sensors that tell us our carpet is dirty (no, really?!), yet neither was able to withstand my husband's habit of vacuum first, ask questions about the burning rubber smell later. I'm ready to graduate to the big time.

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