I woke up this morning..wait did I even sleep?
So SO tired.
Red. Puffy eyes.
Rats nest where my hair used to be..
Felt like crap.... from the new zit emerging on my shiny little chin, to my unshaven ankle bone.
How can I possibly go out and greet the world?
To every woman's secret weapon..the bathroom vanity.
Visine-red eyes be gone.
Eyelash curler-thank you for the fake awake.
Cover-up-bye BYE zit. (bless the makers of quality cover-up)
Bronzer-fake glow wipe out that pastey shine.
Gloss-lips from dull to soft and kissable.
CHI flat iron-ahh a miracle worker...bye bye rats nest.
Push Up Bra- now I know Victoria's Secret.
Venus Razor-smooth and sexy for one more day.
Black skirt and top-elongate and minimize baby.
High Heel-bless you, those three inches are stretching these gams.
I swear to you I look like a different woman then the one that greeted me in the mirror this morning.
Without the magic vanity chock full of drops, sprays, powders and tools the world would be a much scarier place.....for you!
Bless you magic vanity.
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30 comments:
ha ha, bless the vanity full of magic.
me....i'm still in my pjs, in that scary state!
I love being a woman but I want to be able to get ready in the morning like a man. My daughter and I always want to be a Jetson so your done in a snap!
Ha! Well said, my friend!
I put away the make up for the summer. I look a little scary. Just enjoying not putting on the face everyday and washing it off.
though i love being a girl, and i love girly things and makeup... sometimes i envy men too- wash, dry, clothe theirselves... and waaa-lahhh!!
This is my story everyday!!!
You are too cute.
This is so my story this morning, although I don't know how you do the heels!
I know exactly what you mean, sister!!!
That was a cute post!!
That is the cutest story!! And sooooo true ; )
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Yes! I live for those same items! I love my CHI
oh, and left you an award!
Trust me, it works miracles for me too! ;) I enjoy the ritual of making myself look presentable in the morning. Oh wait I don't do that anymore. Hmm...
What would we ladies do without it? And I can't say enough about the power of black!
I can't LIVE without Visine in the morning. It's too scary otherwise.
LOL I feel ya! Ooh do I know ho wyou feel. it's an everyday thing here! =X
Oh I so love the magician's chest of secret weapons to greet the world! Now if we can just get a better mirror....
Love your post! :)
Where do you get all those cute graphics that go with each of your posts?
Amen to that Sista!
Whatever it takes; the beautification process is simply the price we must pay for the privilige of being female. Much better than the alternative...
Hey!!
Thanks for checking out my blog. I love your layout - especially the colors. I can't wait to dig into your blog and read some of the archives.
Hope you are having a great Tuesday!
Oh the CHI flat iron is one of my best investments. LOVE it!!
Ah, I knew there was an upside to being a woman - I'd forgotten, being buried under all those chores!
Love RMx
Yes...magic vanity is a great friend. And I use Rose Salve in my repetoire as well. On the cheeks..Fab and fully refreshed looking.
Amen.
That's all I can really say. Amen.
You're just too good.....
This blog is too funny..... ( and leaves me whining.... "How come I can't write like THAT"???? into MY vanity mirror....)
you awesome, awesome, girl!!!!!!
Hello my lovely friend, I love this post...it is making me excited to wake up tomorrow and make myself pretty!
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I've gotten over my vanity and prefer to spend that extra 20 mins sleeping in. :)
I don't care most days as I just end up sweating it all off by noon anyways.
I guess I've lost my will to live??
Note to self: buy a bathroom vanity.
Ooh yeah, three cheers for the changes the bathroom can bestow!
I too love my magic vanity and the wonders it can create. I just wish it didn't take so dang long to do so!
Keep on posting such stories. I like to read blogs like that. By the way add more pics :)
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