Would you rather drink an entire bottle of ketchup or swim with sharks?
Would you rather be a superhero or a super villain?
Would you rather have spaghetti noodles for arms or smell like a skunk?
You get the idea.
This amusing game got me thinking. I think we play this game in the suburbs every single day!
Would you rather have the house of your dreams and keep your career OR stay at home with that baby that now owns your heart? (went with my heart)
Would you rather a shower, laundry done, and maybe even dinner on the table when he gets home OR a nap. (you cannot have both so I pick shower, even though I would tell every one I know to go for the nap)
Would your rather have your Mommy uniform be jeans OR yoga pants? (will they remember if I wear the same pair of jeans every day all week?)
You must help out at the school. Would you rather serve on the incredibly boring pizza lunch committee OR the incredibly boring book sale fundraiser? (both come with pretentious know it all Mommies…must sort through to find the normals!)
Would you rather drive an SUV OR a mini-van? (SUV baby)
Would you rather your child take ballet OR skating lessons? (I’m playing the Canadian version of would you rather so we might have to do both)
Would you fancy a romantic evening out with the hubby OR a quiet night in with popcorn and a movie? (This implies I have a sitter? Guess we are stayin in!)
Would you rather Coach OR Kate Spade? (a girl can dream can’t she)
Would you rather give up your pool guy OR your lawn boy? (duh..useless creepy pool guy)
Life in the Suburbs often feels like a game, sometimes it’s Survivor, sometimes it’s the Amazing Race. I’m grateful today just felt like a tame version of Would you Rather.
Now tell me, have you come across an amusing Would You Rather??