I threw out a Tupperware full of moldy pizza sauce instead of washing it because the rancid goop made me gag.
I was pretty sure that flattened box of Cheerios blowing down the street on recycling day was mine but I didn’t chase it.
I did not give at the office. I’m just not giving to you. You are the third charity to knock on my door in just under two weeks and clearly I’m just not that nice.
I let my child wear two different socks to school today. Hey they were both white. At this point that counts as a match!
I used the TV as a babysitter. I let the girls watch an extra half hour of TV so I could talk on the phone without interruption.
I’m not going on the field trip because I just don’t want to. I’ve been on the same field trip twice now and I’m tired. Bad bad Mommy.
I made good use of my favorite phone feature…call screen. Good luck getting through.
I faked it…….
passed off store bought cookies as homemade. What? Did you think I meant something else?
Yep this is me, just trying to survive life here in the suburbs.