I have decided that after giving birth to two babies.
Each weighing in at nearly 10 pounds.
My bladder can no longer be trusted.
Hearty laughter, sneezing and jumping on trampolines are all activities which should be done with extreme caution.
...just so you know!
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34 comments:
Too funny!!
this is why I ALWAYS wash before wearing new pants.
one time I sneezed in the dressing room...
in a pair of pants that didn't really fit well enough to buy...
AMEN!! oh the joys of motherhood never end! =)
Yeah...me too :)
Thank you for sharing.
Ah, friend. My bladder and I are currently in a love/hate relationship...
Hmmm... good to know. I'll be sure to give you a heads up if I'm going to post anything extremely funny!
Poor you, though. I hope it's not too much of a pain for you.
Ha ha! I can totally relate, which is why I have not been on a trampoline since giving birth to my first 6 years ago. ;)
You made my day with this post! I can relate ;-)
Trampolines are out of bounds for me too as is running - oh the joys, but hats off to you as my heaviest was only a mere 8lbs 1oz.
I still have bladder control after two 10 pounders. But, I do have hemorrhoids. I hate just typing that word. Harder to type than penis. Also gross!!!
LOL Love the honesty that one little random confession brings out! You girls rock!
Lora-I vow from now on I will always wash pants after purchase:)
very funny!
I'm a member of the TWBC, teeny weeny bladder club.
Learning lessons the hard way again huh???
Welcome to the club! You forgot screaming. I leak even when I shout or cough!!
my fitness trainer doesn't understand that me & my pelvic floor muscle are no longer united. He shouts bounce higher and I'm thinking not if I want my bladder to hold out!
Oh, hilarious!!
Yep, I know the feeling!
OMGosh, I feel like this after only one 8lb12ozer, I can't even imagine 2!!! Ahhh! Well, it's all worth it!
Okay, if I ever have kids and this happens to me, I'll know I'm in good company.
I love your attitude!
Holy! At 51, I'm feeling pretty lucky--must be all the yoga. You might want to give it a try; it involves a lot of pelvic floor work.
@ Hit 40: I can't stand the word "penis," either. Sounds gay, no? (Not homosexual gay, lame gay.) (Well, maybe both.)
oh dear girl - jumping on trampolines is FORBIDDEN!!!! I learned that after baby #3!!
=X LOL, I thought I was the only one who suffered when I jump rope! I gave it up. laugh,I tried to give that up. didn't go over well. I jog, I have puddles!
Mutants are what I call them! mine too were all over 10 pounds ouch.
Oh, I so hear you! And I can't make it through the night without getting up!!!?? How depressing.
Amen to that!
very true :)
So true! I love Motherhood.
10lb each? Oh my!
I know the feeling. If it makes you feel any better, I had two 6 pounders and the moon shines the same over on this side too.
I've only given birth to one, albeit GIANT, baby and I'm right there with you!
Don't forget about not leaving the house if you feel like you have to pee at all...can go from zero to sixty these days...
We are in the same leaky boat! ha ha
Hey, you should try carrying/delivering TWINS. Completely w r e c k e d!
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