~The school is full of head lice.-I itch just hearing those words!
~Ug…I was throwing up all night and was so afraid I’d have to cancel our coffee date this morning.-A good hypochondriac can catch the stomach flu by just hearing about it.
~Gosh you really do get a lot of headaches, have they checked you for a tumor?-Requires no explanation.
~Swine Flu-Media covered that one for me.
~A travel advisory has been issued for Canada.-But I live here!