Inappropriate Mom

Pssst...From one Mommy to another. Do you really want to know why everyone is staring? Could it be the 5 1/2 inch black leather boots, the 5 1/2 inch nails, the newly injected botox lips that prevent you from saying your P's, the plunging neckline, or maybe the painted on jeans. You my dear are the Inappropriate Mom!
Good lord, there are more then three feet of snow on the ground, the wind is blowing and the icicles are 6 feet long. If you want to survive in suburbia, the weather and the women, take some friendly advice. Put on a sweater...and a coat! They can still be stylish! Trade in your stiletto pickle stabbers for some boots, even think about~GASP~ gloves and a hat! Your kids may think your the cool mom now, but trust me....and all the other Mommies...your embarrassing yourself!